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Bellatrix: Voldemort, we have to talk to you.  Voldemort: Is butter a carb?  Snape: [Rudely] YES.  Bellatrix: Voldemort, you’re wearing sweatpants. It’s Monday.  Voldemort: So…?  Lucius: So that’s against the rules, and you can’t sit with us.  Voldemort: Whatever. Those rules aren’t real.  Lucius: They were real that day I wore a vest!  Voldemort: Because that vest was disgusting!  Bellatrix: YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US!  Voldemort: These sweatpants are all that fits me right now.  [after being ignored] Fine! You can walk home, bitches.
Dumbledore: Watch where you’re going, fatass!

Bellatrix: Voldemort, we have to talk to you.
Voldemort: Is butter a carb?
Snape: [Rudely] YES.
Bellatrix: Voldemort, you’re wearing sweatpants. It’s Monday.
Voldemort: So…?
Lucius: So that’s against the rules, and you can’t sit with us.
Voldemort: Whatever. Those rules aren’t real.
Lucius: They were real that day I wore a vest!
Voldemort: Because that vest was disgusting!
Bellatrix: YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US!
Voldemort: These sweatpants are all that fits me right now. [after being ignored] Fine! You can walk home, bitches.

Dumbledore: Watch where you’re going, fatass!

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